![]() ![]() "Hi, lady, you seem nice, but I just want to be clear that this isn't MY idea of a good afternoon, either, OK? Everyone's making sacrifices here. She was blood of the dragon, and this was just a horse. She was Daenerys Stormborn, of the house Targaryen, the blood of the old Valyria. ![]() ![]() Blood of the dragon, blood of the dragon, she kept thinking, and it helped. Dany tried to relax, her eyes still closed. It burned so much and it took all her willpower not to cry out in pain. It was so painful she thought she must be tearing. ![]() She gritted her teeth as the horse was slowly led inside her. (I call vaginas "scenes.") This technique handily avoids answering the question of why Khal Drogo would want making love to his wife to feel like throwing a Dothraki black sausage through the halls of the Grand Sept, and fuck, I can't believe I just wrote that sentence. So why is Dany suddenly into horse boners, besides the fact that she's going through puberty? Because the author decided that "The Dothraki have a ritual where the khaleesi has to mate with the khal's stallion." Why they have this ritual is unexplained, because like all good stories, we enter the scene as late as possible, which in this case is when the horse is about the enter the scene, if you know what I mean. "Wait, what? This is not in my contract." Yeah, that's the kind of story we're dealing with here. There's no subtle way to say this - in The Mare That Mounts the World, Daenerys fucks a horse to death. ![]()
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